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What To Do If You See A Mountain Lion
20 Monday May 2013
Posted in Camping Humor
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Love it! As I was once told; When a Bear attacks, you don’t have to be the fastest runner in the woods, just faster than the slowest runner!
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I died laughing!
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Tee hee hee!
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…and run faster than anyone else in your party.
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Agree, Melanee…you don’t have to be fast, just faster than the slowest person.
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LOL! For some reason, my kids don’t think this is funny. 😉
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That’s great! I needed a laugh today :)) and that was it. My husband always tells me that if a lion (or here in PA, a bear) were to come after me, he’d run slower than me. But given that he has NO appreciable body fat – and I do – the bear would bypass him for the more “substantial” meal.
PS – Thanks for “Like”-ing my blog site.
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HAHA! You’re welcome 🙂
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It’s like the old joke where two men are faced with an angry lion. One of them takes his backpack off and puts on some sporty trainers(shoes). The other guy says ‘They won’t make a difference – you will never outrun the Lion with those’. To which the first guy replies ‘I don’t need to outrun the lion, I just need to outrun you!’ 🙂
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HAHA!!! That’s awesome!
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LOL!
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This made me laugh! But I’d better not share it with my hubby — I think I’ve got him convinced we should get a tent and give camping a try. 🙂
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The same applies to bears, too! Also, just make sure you run slightly faster than the other person you are with (great for brown bear encounters!).
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Always carry fresh underwear……..
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